Random Chimp Event

The Random Chimp Event is a situation that happens every 69 years in which the Chimps of the Nice Lands coordinate a giant scale attack on the rest of the SilentLand to exterminate all shitposter on their path. As such, shitposters must be ready and armed for the next Random Chimp Event, as after the time has passed, it may happen at anytime.

Overview
Every 69 years, the Chimps of the Nice Lands, for unknown reasons, will march down in thousands, no, millions, no billions, no, a huge amount to the south with an aggressive behavior to destroy the Shitposters and Silent Land.

Scientist still don't understand this behavior, and several theories have been made to explain it, such a Big Chungus memes drought, or simply a nice behavior due to the numbers. Anyway the chimps usually follow a preestablished route towards #general, the biggest cit-ahhhh i mean channel in the Silent Land, raiding every other city on it's path.

The attack
Chimps attack every shitposter they see with their bare hands, although they can sometimes be seen using arrows, swords, stones and Rifle, Caliber 5.56 mm, M16. They will mainly use their numbers to their advantage to kill and maul, as well as steal the bananas in their way.

How to defend yourself
In order to defend yourself and your properties from the Chimps wrath, consider the following:


 * 1) Get rid of all your bananas. They attracts the Chimps.
 * 2) Leave your loved ones behind. Thats what they would've wanted.
 * 3) Get guns, ammo, grenades, swords, anything you can to defend yourself
 * 4) Chimp event map.png shelter in a safe or blocked location, or find a group to stay with or fight
 * 5) Lock doors, walls, buildings, your twitter, anything. They are stonger than you think.
 * 6) Cut every single communication line you have. They will find you otherwise.
 * 7) Stack food, water, toilet paper and maybe copies of GroundHog day. You may stay in your shelter for a loooong time. AND DON'T BUY BANANAS.

Following this guide may get your survival chances up 0.1%... What? It certainly is better than 0.