Snappy boi (SCP-173)

SereneSomething, more commonly known in the Silent Land as "snappy" or "SCP-173", has had enough of everyone's shit.

Early Days
She arrived in the Silent Lands in its early days, but stayed hidden until [insert day here, i honestly don't remember when i first became active], her first alias being "horny pyro gaming".

From then on, SCP-173 was an active member of the Silent Lands, earning the "Artist" and "Animator" roles later on in her life within the community. She had grown quite the reputation as a rather horny woman who posts Spy x Scout fanfiction excerpts from Lord-Knows-Where and other TF2 homosexual shit.

She had participated in several art contests and once wrote a non-romantic TF2 fanfiction of Medic and Spy stuck in a blizzard (by the request of a famed Artist), as well as a mock SCP document for another member consisting of a sentient Rule34 drawing of Monika, a character from the visual novel Doki Doki Literature Club.

During a Horny versus Anti-Horny war, which she had helped bring into fruition in the first place, she had fought as a strong general against the Anti-Horny forces, alongside with the first CEO of Sex and the rest of their Horny Comradery.

In the fateful event that was SilentManJoe reading aloud excerpts of writing his subjects sent him through MP3 files, SCP-173 created a shitpost compiled with all of his voice recordings and posted it on her YouTube channel. After advertising the YouTube link to the Silent Lands, SilentManJoe himself linked the video to his own channel, and his community laughed along with each other at the audio excerpt of Joe reciting the UwU copypasta.

Mod Apps
One day, Mod Applications opened, and SCP-173 applied seriously, much to the surprise of one particular member, who claimed that she would only promote gay TF2 shit in the server. To her astonishment, she was chosen to be a trial mod, along with Postal Dude, Red Heavy, Raccoon Pope, and the other mods of that generation.

After one week of sleepless nights trying to prove herself worthy of the title of "Moderator" (encountering an alarmingly large number of KKK memes along the way), SCP-173 had received the popular vote of the masses, thus being promoted to Moderator, if only briefly. Only a few hours after the result of the election for that generation of mods, Former Server Mother/Owner Borger did a large oopsie. A great mod purge happened soon after.

Several weeks passed before the Silent Lands had calmed, and soon, a new generation of mods were to be chosen by the masses. Keep in mind that SCP-173, who now had adopted the new name of "snappy boi" given to her by The Scottish/Russian Khan, was still suffering as a trial mod of the previous generation's mod purge.

Finally, during a private meeting amongst the Silent Land's staff and SilentManJoe himself, Snappy received the title of "Moderator", being the last of her generation's mods to have recovered from the purge, just after Khan.

Days as a Moderator
For a great number of days and weeks, Snappy did her job as a good moderator, her unusual timezone allowing her to moderate the server (albeit alone) during the unheard hours of the Land. Yet, despite her position as a mod, she did not neglect herself of the enjoyments of the lands. She participated as Defense Attorney Phoenix Wright in a mock Ace Attorney trial that was about Luigi' ability to ball, lost, and made an objection.lol on her YouTube to commemorate the event.

However, real life soon caught up to her, and her academic year had started in late September of 2020, restricting her abilities to moderate the Land she loved.

Retirement and Disappearance
Snappy's activity slowly declined, taking breaks for large periods of time and such. Soon, she requested the "On Break" role from the current Server Owner, Bonk, who had taken over after Joe and Doogus' short reign after Borger's. After her break, she still found her heavy schedule inadequate for her to continue on moderating properly, so she took off her metaphorical hat and bid her title as Moderator goodbye, resigning with a request for Bonk to give her the "Ex-Staff" role.

Snappy then disappeared from the Silent Lands for a long, long time, dropping by the Lands only seldomly and very briefly, much to the joy of the members. She had ignored the numerous @Random Shitposts pings from the server in order to focus on her academics. Thankfully, after the trending Twitter hashtag #PisayGiveUsABreak had been carried out, thus allowing her a week-long break from school, Snappy found time to visit the Lands more often. In one of those instances, she participated as Prosecutor Miles Edgeworth in yet another mock Ace Attorney trial, this time about Sonic's ability to ball, and won, making another objection.lol for the said trial.

The End of the Silent Lands
Shortly thereafter, the Silent Lands began its tremendous downhill fall from glory. Famed Artist Bucket had left the Lands due to a scandalous mistake made by an Ex-Staff, and leaked rumours of the Silent Lands ending spread through its members. Soon enough, Bonk had made an announcement, pinging everyone and explaining her retirement and the inevitable end of the Lands that was dated fifteen days from then.

Distressed, Snappy returned and demanded an explanation from the members of the Silent Lands, who had fallen into chaos and anarchy. Instead of giving the Lands two more weeks to prepare for a sweet send-off, the members descended into utter insanity, dropping hard r's, pornographic materials, and other defamatory slurs everywhere, and being assholes in general. SilentManJoe himself then announced the date of the Lands' end to be reduced into only ten minutes from his announcement, due to the pandemonium that was ensuing in the lands. Unamused and disappointed by all of this, Snappy left the Silent Lands for good mere minutes before its death, voicing her woes and revealing her face to the staff.

"i'm honestly pissed att the smj server

my memory of it has been tainted because of all of the anarchy going on

hard-rs, slurs, mass spam pinging the fucking server had an opportunity to have a sweet ending to it and what happened? chaos

somehow i'm not surprised, and i'm not amused at all so good job, smj server, for somehow jumping from the pedestal as one of my most favorite servers into the landfill of the servers i now take pride in shitting on

also, [REDACTED] and the other people jumping on this chaos, from the very bottom of my heart, fuck you and have a nice day

i'm so fucking pissed"

-Snappy, November 18, 2020, 12:38 PM

She had made her comeback to the masses in the refuge community of Keenan Gearheart, and she continues to be... uh. A woman.